"I do things like get in a taxi and say, “The library, and step on it."
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John was in a Ripley’s Believe It or Not comic! How rad!
Der Mann mit dem weißen Kittel schrieb Zahlen auf das Papier. Er machte ganz kleine, zarte Buchstaben dazu.
Dann zog er den weißen Kittel aus und pflegte eine Stunde lang die Blumen auf der Fensterbank. Als er sah, dass eine Blume eingegangen war, wurde er sehr traurig und weinte.
Und auf dem Papier standen die Zahlen. Danach könnte man mit einem halben Gramm in zwei Stunden tausend Menschen tot machen.
Die Sonne schien auf die Blumen.
Und auf das Papier.
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Everyone has a sewing machine, a radio, an icebox, and a telephone. What will we make now? asked the factory owner.
Bombs, said the inventor.
War, said the general.
If there’s no other alternative, the factory owner said.
The man with the white coat wrote numbers on a paper. In addition, he wrote very small, delicate letters.
Then he took off the white coat and tended the flowers on the windowsill for an hour. When he saw that one flower had withered, he became very sad and cried.
And the figures stood on the paper. According to them, in two hours one could kill a thousand people with half a gram.
The sun shone on the flowers.
And on the paper.
—-Storybook Stories (Lesebuchgeschichten) by Wolfgang Borchert
I loved Charlieissocoollike’s recent video Don’t Break the Chain, so I designed a monthly calendar for the rest of the year so we can all keep track of our goals too, starting today, May 1st.
You can download the PDF right here. In the photos above, it’s printed at 7.5”x7.5” on cardstock, though of course you’re free to print it at whatever size works best for you.
I only designed it in black and white, so feel free to draw all over it, and try drawing the X’s in a colored pattern for extra motivation. Enjoy!
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